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Bob Hope was quoted as saying this "is my profession. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees" |
golf
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$200 |
J |
MODERN QUOTATIONS |
2005-02-11 |
#4710 |
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Mark Twain called this sport "a good walk spoiled" |
golf
|
$800 |
DJ |
QUOTATIONS |
1995-06-28 |
#2508 |
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The National Lampoon called this "not so much a sport as an insult to lawns" |
golf
|
$300 |
J |
QUOTATIONS |
1995-03-15 |
#2433 |
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Mark Twain called this sport "a good walk spoiled" |
golf
|
$600 |
DJ |
QUOTES |
1989-04-27 |
#1084 |
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Mark Twain said this game "is a walk spoiled" |
golf
DD
|
$300 |
J |
SPORTS QUOTES |
1987-03-16 |
#591 |
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David Brenner said he doesn't like to watch this sport on TV because "I can't stand whispering" |
golf
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$300 |
J |
SPORTS QUOTES |
1987-01-30 |
#560 |